Tuesday 15 February 2011

Attention to Beauty.

                                  I have an question.

   I have undergone widespread research involving Facebook groups, Starbucks coffee and multiple zits and I have come to the conclusion.

   Do people put themselves down in order to be told that they are wrong, thus getting attention and adoration?

                           Hear me out on this one...

   E.g. Attractive girl with a good figure says to her girl friends whilst having lunch 'I'll have the salad, I'm getting fat.'

   The girls all look at her as though she just told them she is secretly a man.

   So they all fawn over her and tell her she isn't and she need not worry.
The 'fat' girl thanks to her friends and they all think about their weight and body image.

   Another way to see this is she has actually said something about herself that is devoid of any rational though, couldn't be possibly true even in the slightest and neither the girls, or the 'fat' girl in question would dare believe it.

                               Question is why did she say it?
                  She honestly thought that she was getting fat?
                   She wants to make her friends feel insecure?
                               She wants sheer adoration?

                                          Think about it.

Monday 7 February 2011

Little Children...

Today I passed a shop that was advertising it's new baby-proofing techniques.

It included various things such as water proof plugs, blue-taking sharp corners and other terrific ideas/products.

Needless to say they had a larger than life price tag.

Easier way to baby-proof, use a condom!